Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Dick very happy bro
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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