We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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