Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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