why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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