What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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