Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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