just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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