I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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