Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
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