Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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