Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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