I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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