he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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