how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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