Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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