Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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