we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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