I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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