Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i think i have two assholes
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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