I think my vagina is haunted
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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