I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
