Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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