The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
no you cant smoke seaweed
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
