I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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