i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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