I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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