I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you traded sex for a burrito?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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