420 ftw
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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