I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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