Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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