You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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