And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
high people should be assigned attendants
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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