ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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