Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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