I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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