She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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