Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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