Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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