at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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