sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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