it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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