Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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