There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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