I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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