the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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