I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
We're too hungover to prance.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Randomize
