I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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