Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
pray to the hookup gods
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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