found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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