I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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