so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Sorry my hands just texted you
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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