Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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