Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
