They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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