that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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