even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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