So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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