Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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